What mix up in the gene pool did you come from?
Part duck part beaver, but mostly part dumb
One heck of a swimmer I must confess
But in the mud man, you look like a mess
Where exactly do you fit in life’s tree…
A rodent a squirrel or beaver mystery?
Are you a weird shaped duck with a beaver’s rear end?
Or a funny shaped beaver with a duckbill mend?
Looks like nature played a really mean prank
And I hate to be insensitive or unfairly frank
But to be really truthful and a little bit cruel
It looks like nature must have peed in your pool!
David Kettler 4/28/09
Part duck part beaver, but mostly part dumb
One heck of a swimmer I must confess
But in the mud man, you look like a mess
Where exactly do you fit in life’s tree…
A rodent a squirrel or beaver mystery?
Are you a weird shaped duck with a beaver’s rear end?
Or a funny shaped beaver with a duckbill mend?
Looks like nature played a really mean prank
And I hate to be insensitive or unfairly frank
But to be really truthful and a little bit cruel
It looks like nature must have peed in your pool!
David Kettler 4/28/09