The ostrich stands there with its butt in the air
His head in the sand, not seeming to care
His back end is huge with feathers and tail
And a brain like a pea, he is dumb as a nail
Long in the leg and long in the neck
A sharp little beak that he uses to peck
Big gnarly feet and a fluffy rear seat
Run like the wind or be made into meat
Little you knew that you’re so famous now
And welcome to Wendy’s as this century’s cow!
David Kettler, April 16th 2009
His head in the sand, not seeming to care
His back end is huge with feathers and tail
And a brain like a pea, he is dumb as a nail
Long in the leg and long in the neck
A sharp little beak that he uses to peck
Big gnarly feet and a fluffy rear seat
Run like the wind or be made into meat
Little you knew that you’re so famous now
And welcome to Wendy’s as this century’s cow!
David Kettler, April 16th 2009
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